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"Stressed" is just "desserts" backwards.
**Blech**! Green eggs and Spam. Mom used the Dr. Suess cookbook again.
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4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts.  The 5th demands pizza.
6UP: Missing link in evolutionary chain from 1UP to 7UP.
<this is an edible tagline>
>DING!<  Tasty recipe found, initiating snagging sequence.
@@ Beans are the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot.@@
@N@ is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
A bachelor's fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf.
A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A fool and his lasagna are soon parted. - Garfield
A good recipe is a snagged recipe!
A good recipe is worth a thousand words.
A little wine for the sauce, and some for the cook!
A message without a recipe looks so...bare!
A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.
A Recipe for Borscht?  Beets me.
A recipe is a terrible thing to waste.
A rose is a rose, but a decent enchilada... Now you're talking!
A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A watched pot never boils? Try turning on the heat!
A well-crafted recipe is a joy forever.
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a recipe.
AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '95 recipes AT HALF PRICE!
Alex, I'll take 'Famous recipes' for $1000.
All available recipes are busy... One will be with you shortly.
All good recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
All my good recipes are on my other computer.
All my recipes are originals...well,somebody had to make them up.
All true wisdom is discovered in recipes.
All's fair with spam and butter!  No, that's not right...
An onion a day keeps everyone away.
And back then we had to chisel recipes into the walls of the cave.
And Madonna thinks *she's* innovative...
Annoying: accidentally deleting your recipe file.  :(
Another Recipe Kidnapped! Suspect Fido Ate It! GIFs at Eleven!
Another tasty recipe!
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?
Anyone Posting Tribble recipes Will Be Shot.
ANYTHING looks like a recipe if you squint hard enough.
Appease the Moderator Monster.  Send chocolate.
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are there Pop Tarts in Heaven?
Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts? D Wednesday Adams
As American as English muffins and French toast.
Ask about our unwanted orphan recipe program.
Ask them to list all 54 flavors, then order vanilla.
At the recipe, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made?
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A bread machine that's also a CD player.
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A capucino machine that also takes pictures.
Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry. -- Heinlein
Ay, yi, yi, yi.  I am the recipe Bandito.            .
Bachelor rules for cooking: Brown = cooking, Black = done.
Bachelor's All Purpose Cookbook: Microwave on High until Hot!
Bad day: You're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
Bagel bakers settle... Kneadless strike ends!
Bakery:  "Cakes 66`   -   Upside-down cakes 99`"
Baking motto:  I knead more dough!
Balonegna: The last slice of bologna that no one ever eats.
Bar-B-Coup: When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Batch files?  No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.
BBQ is a NOUN, NOT a VERB
BBQ: Home incinerator used for disposing of meats.
Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself!
Beauty does not season soup -- Polish proverb
BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency recipe System.
Before TV was invented I wonder if they had radio dinners?
Best use for Milk Duds:  Getting people to shut up at the movies.
Betty Crocker is moist and easy?  Should this be on TV?
Betty Crocker was a flour child
Bigamist:  A Man Who Has Married An Attractive Woman And A Good Cook.
Bloatboat: Chocolate sundae you have right after finishing off a meal.
BlueWave snags recipes...not me!
Boy that recipe brought back some memories of years gone by.
Brain out to lunch.... mouth watching' the store.
Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.
Breakfast in Paris, lunch in Greece, luggagi in Japan?
BREAKFAST.COM halted: Cereal port not responding!
Buffet: French for making a pig of yourself.
But first, this word from Maxwell House.
But I like Spam!
But soft, what light through yonder recipe breaks?
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
Cabnicreep: The closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Caffidget: To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces.
California Raisin arrested - suspect in cereal killings!
Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.
Call the cops, the fire dept., & the pizza place.  Who arrives first?
Cannot understand recipe: <A>bort, <R>etry, <C>ook anyway?
Captain, I sense...Chocolate!  -- Troi
Casserole: Yesterdays leftovers incognito.
Celery is not food. It is a member of the plywood family.
Cereal port not responding - BREAKFAST halted.
Cheedle: Residue left on fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos.
Cheerios: Hula-hoops for ants.
Cheese:  Milk's leap toward immortality.
Chef:(N) Any cook that swears in French.
Cherchez la fizz: Look for the Alka Seltzer.
Chestnuts - a painful and embarrassing condition
Chili is a spiritual event not a food.
CHILI: Stew with a definite attitude!
Chipfault: Stress point when a potato chip brakes & stays in the can.
Chipfault: The point on a chip where it breaks in the dip.
Chiplinger: Debris left in the dip during a largi party.
Chocography: Information describing the candy arrangement in box.
Chocoholic, not exactly, but I do go on binges occasionally!
Chocolate (n.):  Food of the gods.
Chocolate (n.):  See Ambrosia
Chocolate - Tastes good and improves your sex life.
Chocolate = Heaven.  Fudge = G*d.
Chocolate chip cookies: hazardous waist products.
Chocolate covered spam -- a true WARRIOR'S food!
Chocolate is a medical treatment for CFS.  Repeat as needed. <hehehe>.
Chocolate is Serious Business!
Chocolate isn't a food, it's a medicine--an anti-depressant.
Chocolate makes me human.
Chocolate manhole covers come from the Hershey highway.
Chocolate MILK!  What else did you think?
Chocolate moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
Chocolate sauce is not the answer for bad cooking.
Chocolate: As Einstein said...(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
Chocolate: It goes with Ibuprofen very well.
Chocolate: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Chocolate: the fifth essential food group
Chopped cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the slaw!
Churters: Grill marks on a wiener.
Classified Recipe: Please Enter Password:_ _ _ _ _
Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
Cold pizza:  the generic breakfast.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Coming soon: New recipes!
Computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
Computer not found! Please notify recipe!
Computer scare of '94--subliminal recipes.
Conferences come and go, but recipes hang on forever!
Conform, go crazy, or write lots of silly recipes!
Cooking Echo friends are pan pals.
Cooking tip: Wrap leftover turkey in aluminum foil and throw it out.
Cooks DO IT in the Kitchen.
Cooks DO IT with oil, sugar and salt.
Crisis: When a fortune cookie contradicts your horoscope.
Decaffeinated coffee?  But ... why?
Decaffeinated coffee?  What's the point of THAT!?
Deja moo: knowing you've heard this bull before.
Desseratation: A waiter's litany of what's on the dessert cart.
Do cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Does your tagline loose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Domino's delivers pizza by fax with no change in taste.
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
Dr. Seuss was no chef but he sure knew his spam.
Droolettes: Yummy sounds diners make when the dessert.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Easy cookie recipe 1: Buy one bag Oreos.
Eat doughnuts, for they are round and all things round are good.
Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.
Eat out, gain weight, adjust the scale to compensate.
EchoMail (ek-o-mael) n. A recipe distribution system
Empty calories:  A hollow chocolate bunny?
ERROR #6060: recipes not tasty. Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR: Unable to insert tasty recipe.
Ever notice...garbage weighs more than groceries?
Expose' "Pillsbury Doughboy is really a Tart"  National Inquirer.
Fact: Ten out of every ten people like chocolate.
Farfignewton - A long way 'till the next cookie.
FIDO lie #05: I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookies of Life.
Friends are the marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Garden: Rows of vegetables to keep the weeds apart.
Ginger Ale: A drink that feels like your foot when it goes to sleep.
Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.
Good cooking takes time.
Good thing about homecooking, keeps dog from begging at the table.
Gosh! How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo? <G>
GRITS:  Cream of Wheat with an attitude!
Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator.
Hard cookies and warm soda are good for you.
Have you got a smoke alarm I can switch off while I'm cooking?
Have you met Mrs. Ware and her daughter, Tuppa?
Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends us cooks.
Here, have some chocolate it'll make you feel better.
Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
HOMEMADE = Another word for LOVE
Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year!
Housework, done properly, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck
How come pizza reaches your door faster than the police?
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want chocolate!!
I am Cookie of Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies!
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W.
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till I need more.
I listen to my body.  It says, "Cookies and chocolate milk, please".
I take chocolate from strangers.
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter.
I'd love to, but I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
I'd love to, but I'm sandblasting my oven.
I'd love to, but my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
I'm making chocolate chip cookies and I have more M & M's to peel.
I'm not aging, I'm marinating!
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
If I melt some dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
If I mix milk with my QWK files, do I get chocolate mail?
If it ain't cooked, don't serve it.
If it's got beans in it, it AIN'T chili!
If we had some bread we could have ham sandwiches...if we had ham.
Innkeeper! I'll have what the man on the chandelier is having!
Is there life before coffee?
It stopped moving! Cook it!
It's a cook book!! Any good recipes?
It's not the size of the pie...it's how you throw it that counts ;)
Keep the kitchen clean....eat out tonight!
Make another pot of coffee ... I'm gonna read mail.
Mama corn to baby corn: the stalk brought you.
Mama, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate.
Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes.
May your glass never be empty & your life always bubbly.
May your pans never burn & your milk never scorch.
McDonald's is to food as rap is to music.
Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy chocolate.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic, film at 11.
My mother won't eat pot pies. She says they're illegal.
My Rice Crispies says: "Man..you've got bad breath"
Never read the cooking echo hungry your grocery bill will suffer.
Never read the cooking echo hungry, you may fill up your hard drive
New from Kellogg's: Pre-toasted bread. Just heat and serve.
No you Idiot !  You don't cook your food with a Fireball Spell !!!!!
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company!
Not all meals are going to be gourmet experiences...trust me!
Of course I can cook, but I never DO IT on the first date.
One good recipe deserves another!
One Nation, under God, with Liberty, Largi Fries, & a Coke to go.
Oxymoron: Cooking glue.
Oxymoron: Sharp Cookie.
Pizza not found: (A)bort (R)edial (P)anic
Please note: If found unconscious, administer chocolate, STAT!
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Processed Cheeses: The triumph of technology over conscience.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Recipes: what even bad cooks can collect!
Remember when cooking didn't involve calculus?
Remember You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today.
Rubuncles - The bumps on uncooked chicken.
SAVE...SAVE...SAVE... Some day I may get to cooking all these recipes!
Short order cooks DO IT quickly.
Slash.  Maim.  Mutilate.  (Any recipe, any cookbook)
Slugfest: An escargot cook-off.
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand an offering of a spoon.
Sorry...it's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sure I can cook!!  A little scorched water bother you?
Tear gas is produced with onions & baked beans.
The 4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant and microwaved.
The key to success is selling my mom's chocolate chip cookies.
There are *reasons* why eating out is better than cooking!
There are no mistakes in the kitchen, only lessons.
To Bean or not to Bean? That IS the question-  Chef Shakespeare
To eat is human; to digest, divine.
Ummm, chocolate taglines. Sounds delicious.
Unable to locate Dr.Pepper -- Operator Halted!
Virus Detected: Pour chicken noodle soup on motherboard.
Warning: Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes
We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked.
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison/Lucretius
What is life without chocolate chip cookies.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread???
Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
Why is cooking a chore when eating is such a pleasure?
Yes, I want to eat my cake too! And where's my ice cream?